Oh hey didn't see you there. Yes it's me, it's actually me! Okay yes I know I have some explaining to do. Well you see when I first started this blog I was totally for posting daily, but then I realized something: my life is pretty boring. I don't have that many things to say on a day to day basis and I'm also just a pretty busy person. You know gotta keep the grades up! So I decided to not post everyday and I'm sorry I know you love me and I'm just unforgettable, but sadly I do have things to do and I will still try and post as much as I can!
Okay so on to the story, this is one that I like to call 'Meat down the Hatch'. So imagine this: a girl and her friends are walking outside ready to eat some delicious mashed potatoes, some great zucchini, a beautiful apple dessert and some okay roast beef. You know it wasn't really all that magnificent. It was average. Half way to heaven but stuck as an earthly mortal. This girl sat down and started to eat this food. She got to the zucchini and had a couple bites of regular salad, and decided to eat her roast beef. She said "Why don't I try it and save the good stuff for later? I'll give the beef a try" So she took a bite and swallowed. Then when she continued eating, her throat started to feel horrible and I'll save you the gruesome details but you should know that it was pretty bad and the girl had to go to the nurse. So the girl's mother came and because the world was against her, the girl had no car. You see this girl had just arrived in a new country and her family was just using public transportation. The perilous journey through the subway and train commenced and not every paper bag came out alive. So a couple hours later, the girl's parents were like "Whoa dude something is wrong let's go vaminos to l'hôpital tomodachi." and off they went. Back through the horrifying public transportation and when they finally got to the hospital the girl was able to rest. She lay down and let them do blood tests and a CT and anything else they needed! 'Just fix me' was all she wanted! Now at this time the girl was very confused and had no idea what was wrong. All she knew was that she simply could not swallow. It was just not working sugar. So after extensive tests the doctors were stumped. That's when the girl said "Look I don't know what's wrong! All I ate was vegetables and like a little bit of roast beef but it wasn't enough to block up my throat... I think." That's when the girl knew: she screwed up. Okay so you've probably guessed by now this girl is me. It's just uh a bit embarrassing... So the doctors found a big mass of something in my throat. (Dunno how they missed a giant mass in my throat the first time, like shouldn't that be quite obvious?? But hey I'm no medical professional.) So I went into this room on a wheelchair, proper Grey's Anatomy style, and I went under. I remember nothing afterwards but apparently I was really floppy and loopy, and asked for a meal but only had a few bites. So there you are. My crazy story but it's about time for a hospital visit from me right? I mean isn't it a tradition for me now? I'm sorry for my lack of posting again but hopefully I'll have more soon! Bye Udon noodle space warriors! -Olivia
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